Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

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