- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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