why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Pickles

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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