What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

You know what's natural? Bears.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A man goes to the potty.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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