Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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