- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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