- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why so serious ?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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