What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

your face is kinda funny

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

The holocaust

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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