- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Your girlfriend.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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