- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Cripples are lame.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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