- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

batman has diarrhea

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Cliterus

what's the difference between a duck?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

time to spruce up!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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