- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Pickles are moist.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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