- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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