- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Knock Knock? Come in.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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