Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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