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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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