Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Asian women drivers...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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An man walks to a bra

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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