- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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