- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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