- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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