- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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