yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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The Princess is in another castle

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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