why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A woman walks into a bar.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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