Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Anti Joke

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