- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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