What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

360 NO SCOPE

Black people.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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