- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

woman's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

You're a big fat monkey.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Julian Ha.

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