- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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