Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Women's rights.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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