- Anti Joke

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.