- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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