- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Manchester City

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Weaner

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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