A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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your face

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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