- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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