Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

woman's lacrosse

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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