Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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