Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

So a seal walks into a club.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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