- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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