- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

The New York Giants

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is green and slow Grass.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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