- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

my wife out of the kitchen

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Apple hates Blackberry.

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