- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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