- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Terraria

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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