poop.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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sky's sty

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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