- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Black people in Camden NJ.

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