- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

whats green and slimy? green slim

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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