why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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