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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

taking out the trash... at night

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.