- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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