- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Barack Obama

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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