What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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