- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Diarrhea

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Women's rights.

Jebron Lames.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

honest politician

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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