Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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