- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Who wants water? I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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