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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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