If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Morning wood.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

my penis

9/11 my birthday

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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