- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Beka has AIDS

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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