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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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