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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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