What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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