Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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