What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Justin beiber..

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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