Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A fish swims up your penis...

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

5 people are walking

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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