- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Everybody will die

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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