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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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