- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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