Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Manchester City

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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