What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Kys

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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