- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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