- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

my egg roll

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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