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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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