- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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