Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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