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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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