- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Connor is homosexuaI

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??