- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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