Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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