- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Hey

How old are you? 7

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

i dont fisish anythi

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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