- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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