Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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your mom is so fat.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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