What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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