Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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My peni s

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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