"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why do fat people commit suicide

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Who's Micheal Jackson?

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

why wont me daughter eat my feces

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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