- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

a black guy walks into a black bar

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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