- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

eoin burgin is fat

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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