- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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