- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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