- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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