- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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