- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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