- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Maths.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Women's professional sports

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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