- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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