- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Who is it?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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