A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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