- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

hi mom

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I was watching Fox news.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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