What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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