- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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