- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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