Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

You just read this ..

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why? Why not?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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