A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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