Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

PIED NINNY!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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