A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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