- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

ever tried african food? they neither

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Julian Ha.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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