- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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