- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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