- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

woman's rights

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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