- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What did the man say to his doctor?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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