- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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