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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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