- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

what's up? my penis.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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