- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.