Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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