- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Gus's mom

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

knock knock who's there ?

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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