- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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