- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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