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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Your mom is so old she died

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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