A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Jeff

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What black and has children A black man

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