Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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