- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

penis

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Waffles ate my grandma

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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