- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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