- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

bite me

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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