- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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