What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

that wall over there ->

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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